January 2012
1 post
Today I’m going to stop playing Fallout 3. Too much gray sky, too much bugs and sadness. I honestly think there isn’t a more depressing title that still moves copies. I just get filled with pity for humanity, and fatalistic thoughts of the potential for romance and empathy in the post-apocalyptic future circle the drain in my head only to be yanked down into the doodoo sewer by, and...
April 2011
1 post
No. 4
“Hot Girl By The Fountain” (2011)
Made as part of a class teaching basic 3-act structure, “Hot Girl” was the subject of public debate. The film my group shot off a script I wrote garnered us public scorn from professors and a 65. Truth be told, we did a lot of things they told us not to do. Here it is available for public viewing for the first time ever. Is it crap? Is...
March 2011
3 posts
"Kevin" - A short short story.
When I woke up this morning, I could smell Kevin. Rain dripped slowly across the face of the window, and the coffee pot in the kitchen was going. It’s a fancy one, it’s got a timer and everything. Usually, I wake before Kevin. I get up, strip completely naked for the first and last time of the day—this is a usual day that we’re talking about—and I shower in the nude for fifteen minutes, scrubbing...
Watchcorporatejuggernaut:
Hey, it’s a promo!
Wake the funk up, Nashville! Corporate Juggernaut is coming and you’re not even ready! Where are your manners?? Where are your baked goods, your hospitality?? Welcome the newest, weirdest, finest manufacturer of live comedy since 2011 into your lives and hug it bodily. It’s at the Basement, below Grimey’s on 8th Av South, only 5 bucks,...
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
4 posts
No. 3
The last Glasses 2 Glasses for what could be a long, long while. Gary Fletcher’s still doing hella standup hella well. Take him out for a sandwich.
December 2010
2 posts
No. 2
Jonathan Wright and I were commissioned by the office of the registrar at school to make a video to explain the new pre-registration process. We got carried away. Shot and edited in about 28 hours.
No. 1
Zanies.
June 2010
3 posts
May 2010
1 post
They looked over the flat dry dusty valley and the ugly mushroom towns and they saw a loveliness—who knows? maybe in our lifetime. That’s one reason you couldn’t laugh too much at Samuel Hamilton. He let his mind range more deliciously than any other, and it didn’t sound so silly when you heard what they were doing in San Jose. Where Samuel went haywire was wondering...
April 2010
3 posts
Bridgetown Pix
anokaything:
Last Year's Winner of the Mud-Eating Contest.
Don’t watch the whole thing. Just a little bit. Skip around on it.
Anyway, for your consideration, here’s the epic fourteen minute infomercial for the 10th annual Gathering of the Juggalos:
It’s hard for us to understand this lifestyle, but then again, you and I may not be among “the most misunderstood people in the world.” I also recommend watching these dudes...
Epoch Fail.
Nice pun.
It’s getting near the end of the semester. Turning in papers, I’m not good at it. Getting to class, I can do it but not with any punctuality. Getting good sleep, it’s getting hard. Eating right, that’s a nightmare. But here’s the thing—I’m not worried. I don’t have a squall of anxiety bucking around inside me. I think I am finally growing...
March 2010
3 posts
My Schedge (MWF).
7:00 am, Wake and rise to turn off the two alarm clocks which are on top of the DVD player which is on top of four suitcases.
7:31 am, Get out of shower and check face to see if it needs to be shaved (it doesn’t).
7:45 am, Look for glasses. Find glasses. It’s easier to find everything else with the glasses on. Walk to laundry room where my shirts on the rack above the dryer because...
TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT AMERICA
By about 1850, cities became centers for government offices, public things, and art and commerce. People moved out to the city in droves, the men taking up work in the catacombs and women becoming everything but lawyers. This oppression might have its origins in better public health, which sought to remove women from factories when men began to live longer, and also those men, prizing their...
January 2010
3 posts
from Chris Onstad's "achewood"
let’s talk about the internet.
December 2009
6 posts
Eugene Mirman and Copenhagen
Eugene Mirman’s in Copenhagen right now “reporting” on the climate change conferences. He’s big sad Russian baby man.
He’s also really very hilarious.
All news should be this. Here’s all the climate change coverage you can stand.
My Card.
If I galloped up to you in a wooded glen, which of these would you like to receive?
Get back to me on this. My card.
WatchI don’t know who Blair Underwood is, but I’m guessing he’s the black guy.
